Well howdy there young'uns, y'all reckon ya ever heard a' them cards that tell ya your future? They're called tarot, and let me tell ya, they're somethin' else. See back in my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy technology to tell us what was comin' ahead, we had to rely on good ol' fashioned intuition and maybe a deck of cards if we was lucky. Tarot cards are like that, but with a whole lotta mysticism and symbolism thrown in for good measure. Some folks say they can predict love, loss, wealth, and all kinds of other things, but personally, I take 'em with a grain of salt. They's for entertainment plain an' simple.
Now for these here Wild West Tarot Cards! They's mighty special 'cause they showcase all them good ol' tales of livin' and lovin' out yonder in the west. It's all in the details too, from them dusty ol' saloons to them rough and tumble back-rooms. And let me tell ya, as a hairy and handsome cowboy myself, I know a thing or two 'bout them sexy stories that would leave ya breathless! So, gather 'round my young cowpokes, and let me spin ya a yarn 'bout the wide open prairies of the past while we sit 'round a campfire.
They was five big ol' sections ya see, the major arcana, the suit of wands, the suit of cups, the suit of swords, and the suit of pentacles.
Now, the major arcana was the big kahunas, the ones that packed a real punch. They were the cards like the Devil, the Tower, and Death. Those were the ones that could really send shivers down your spine.
Then there was the suit of wands. These were the cards that were all about action and taking charge. They were the ones for the go-getters, the ones who weren't afraid to take risks and blaze their own trail.
The suit of cups, on the other hand, was all about emotions and relationships. These were the cards for the lovers and the dreamers, the ones who wore their hearts on their sleeves and had a soft spot for a good romance.
Now, the suit of swords, that was the tough guy suit. These cards were all about conflict and strife, the ones for the fighters and the ones who weren't afraid to stand up for what they believed in.
And finally, we come to the suit of pentacles. These were the cards for the money-makers, the ones who knew how to get rich and stay that way. They were the ones for the business owners and the ones who knew how to make a deal.
So there you have it folks, Trusty Rusty's rundown of the wild west tarot. Now who's ready for another round of whiskey and some good ol' fashioned campfire stories?"
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The Major Arcana
Now, let's talk about them Tarot cards, and these here Arcana, seein' as how they got us some mighty fine lookin' folks on 'em.
the fool
“Well howdy there boys, my name is Lusty Rusty and I reckon I got a story to tell y’all about the Fool Tarot card. Now, most folks may not know this, but that there card ain’t just some silly jester, it’s actually depicted as a rodeo clown on a barrel with a camera. And let me tell ya, there’s a lot more to that image than meets the eye.
First off, let’s talk about the rodeo clown. Now, these boys are some tough sons of guns. They risk their lives every day just to entertain us folks. They distract those bulls and keep our cowboys safe. And let me tell ya, a man who can handle a raging bull sure knows how to handle other wild creatures too, if you catch my drift.
Now let’s focus on that barrel. It’s a symbol of protection, a safe haven from the dangers of the rodeo. But it’s also a tight space, a confined area where a man’s body can be pushed up close against another’s. And if you’re trapped in there with a horny cowboy, well, things can get real interesting real quick.
And then there’s that camera. A tool for capturing memories, but also a way of exposing secrets. And let me tell ya, in them dusty saloons and backrooms, there’s a whole lot of secrets being shared. And sometimes, those secrets turn into some mighty naughty actions.
Now, combining all these elements together, we come to understand the deeper meaning of the Fool Tarot card. It’s not just about taking silly risks or being a jester. No sir. It’s about embracing danger and turning it into pleasure. It’s about using humor and wit to navigate through life’s challenges. It’s about capturing memories and cherishing them forever. And most importantly, it’s about letting go of inhibitions and exploring the wild, wild world around us.
I remember one hot summer night at the Eagle, me and a young buck named Billy were sitting around the fire, swapping stories and sipping moonshine. He was telling me about his first rodeo, how scared he was to ride that bull, but how alive he felt when he finally conquered it. And I could see that same fire in his eyes when he looked at me.
We snuck behind the barn, and I showed him a thing or two about riding something wild. And let me tell ya, that boy sure learned how to ride.
So, in conclusion, the Fool Tarot card depicted as a rodeo clown on a barrel with a camera may seem like a silly image at first glance, but it’s really a powerful symbol of embracing danger, exploring pleasure, and cherishing memories. And if you ask me, there’s nothing more wild, more dangerous, or more pleasurable than being a cowboy out on the range.”
the magician
“Well howdy there youngins! It’s Lusty Rusty here, the old cowboy with plenty of tales to keep you all entertained on this here fine night. Now let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ quite like the sight of a strong daddy holding some mighty fine farm tools. And folks, that’s exactly what the Magician Tarot card depicts. Let me break it down for ya.
First off, we got ourselves a hot daddy. And let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ I love more than a daddy who knows how to use his tools. Whether he’s fixin’ up a barn or tendin’ to the fields, there’s just somethin’ so damn sexy about a man who knows his way around a wrench and a hammer.
Now let’s talk about them farm tools. The Magician in the card is holdin’ a wand, a cup, a sword, and a coin. Now I ain’t no expert on magic or nothin’, but them symbols represent the four elements – fire, water, air, and earth. And let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ more elemental than workin’ the land and tendin’ to Mother Nature. The way that plow cuts through the soil is like a sword cuttin’ through an enemy, and the way that water feeds them fields is like a cup overflowin’ with love. It’s a mighty powerful thing.
But ya know what’s even more powerful? The way that daddy holds them tools. He’s strong and confident, with a look in his eye that could make a man weak in the knees. And that’s exactly what makes him so damn mesmerizin’ – he’s a true magician, able to work his magic on any man lucky enough to cross his path.
Now I know y’all are wonderin’ why I’m talkin’ about a Tarot card so much when we’re sittin’ around the fire here at night. Well let me tell ya, I’ve seen some things in them saloons, bars, barns, and backrooms over the years that would make your hair stand on end. And the Magician card, with its depiction of a powerful daddy holdin’ them farm tools, is nothin’ short of a powerful symbol of sexual prowess.
I’ve seen plenty of young cowpokes fall under the spell of a daddy like the one in that card. They come to him seekin’ guidance, and end up gettin’ more than they bargained for – if you know what I mean. That daddy, he knows how to use them tools in all kinds of ways, and the pleasure he can bestow upon a man is like nothin’ else on this earth.
You see, the Magician card is all about mastery – mastery of oneself, of one’s environment, and of one’s tools. And that’s exactly what that daddy has. He’s mastered the art of seduction, the art of pleasure, and the art of power. And when you combine all them things together, what you get is a man who can make a young cowboy feel like he’s on top of the damn world.
So next time you see the Magician card, think of that hot daddy holdin’ them farm tools. And remember, he’s a man who knows how to work his magic. Y’all best be careful when you’re around him – you might just find yourselves under his spell, beggin’ for more.”
the mystic
“Well howdy there partners, my name’s Lusty Rusty and I’m here to tell y’all about a mighty fine tarot card that’s got this old cowboy feelin’ all sorts of things. See, there’s this card that’s got a sexy cowboy with some dreadlocks, lying down all pensive-like and it’s got me reckonin’ on some pretty naughty thoughts. So grab yer whiskey and get cozy ’round the fire, ’cause ol’ Rusty’s got a story to tell.
Now, this card has got a lot of different meanings depending on who you ask. But for me, I reckon it’s all about reflection and contemplation. See, this here cowboy is takin’ a moment to think things over, to consider where he’s come from and where he’s headed next. And I think that’s mighty important, especially in these here turbulent times.
But of course, being the dirty-minded devil that I am, I can’t help but think about all the sexy times I’ve had with cowboys just like this one. Dreadlocks ain’t something you see all that often in the Old West, but let me tell you, they make a man look downright irresistible. I remember this one time when I was at the Eagle, sippin’ on my whiskey when in walks this tall drink of water with long, flowing dreads. You could cut the sexual tension in the air with a knife, I tell ya.
Anyway, this cowboy on the tarot card, he’s got me thinkin’ about all the other cowboys I’ve been with. I remember this one time in a barn, with a young buck who could ride a horse like nobody’s business. We snuck away from the hoedown and found ourselves a quiet spot in the hay loft. And let me tell you, that boy knew how to give a cowboy a good time. We rolled around in the hay, our bodies slick with sweat, the scent of horses and leather in the air. It was pure, unadulterated cowboy passion.
Then there was this other time, out back of the Lone Star Saloon. I was mindin’ my own business, enjoyin’ a smoke when this cowboy approached me. He had big, broad shoulders and the kind of grin that could make a man weak at the knees. We got to talkin’ about all sorts of things, from our favorite horses to the weather to the Yankees. But before I knew it, he was leaning in and kissing me. And let me tell you, that kiss was hotter than the Texas sun. We ducked behind a shed and had ourselves a good ol’ time, if you catch my drift.
But I digress. The point is, this here cowboy on the tarot card has got me thinkin’ about all the good times I’ve had with other cowboys. And it’s got me wonderin’ what kind of adventures and experiences might be waiting for me in the future. See, when you take a moment to reflect and contemplate, you open yourself up to new possibilities.
So maybe that’s what this card is all about. Maybe it’s telling us to take a step back, to look at our lives and where we’re headed, and to open ourselves up to new experiences. Maybe it’s telling us to take a chance, to step outside our comfort zones and explore all the wondrous things that the world has to offer.
Or maybe, just maybe, it’s telling us to grab a bottle of whiskey, find a sexy cowboy with dreadlocks, and ride off into the sunset for some good old-fashioned cowboy lovin’. Either way, I reckon it’s a mighty fine card indeed.”
the empress
“Well howdy there, youngin’s! Gather ‘round the fire ‘cause I got a tale to spin for ya tonight. Now, this ain’t no ordinary story. This here’s about the Em-purr-ess tarot card, but with a little twist. See, she ain’t just any old tarot card in my story. Nope. She’s a sexy drag queen ridin’ a merry-go-round, and let me tell ya, she’ll have you turnin’ in circles too.
Now, let me start by sayin’ that the Em-purr-ess tarot card is all about motherly love, fertility, and nurturing. But in my version of the card, she’s all that and then some. She ain’t just a mother figure, she’s the mother of all drag queens. And let me tell ya, she’s got some big ol’ titties and an ass that won’t quit.
But it ain’t just her body that’s sexy. It’s the way she moves too. She’s like a goddess on that merry-go-round, twirlin’ and swirlin’ and makin’ everyone around her dizzy with desire. And that’s the true meaning of the Em-purr-ess tarot card in my book. She’s all about beauty, sensuality, and the power of femininity.
But you might be wonderin’ why a sexy drag queen on a merry-go-round is connected to tarot cards in the first place. Well, let me tell ya, cowpoke. Them tarot cards are all about symbols and archetypes. And what better way to symbolize the power of femininity than with a drag queen? They’re the ultimate expression of femininity, with their big hair, bold makeup, and flashy outfits. And that merry-go-round? Well, that just represents the cyclical nature of life. How everything goes round and round, just like that sexy Em-purr-ess on her merry-go-round.
Now, I know what you’re thinkin’. How can a sexy drag queen on a merry-go-round be erotic? Well, let me tell ya, it’s all about the way she makes ya feel. She’s like a dream come true, a fantasy made real. She’s the kind of woman that’ll make ya forget your troubles and lose yourself in pleasure.
And as for me, well, I’ve had my fair share of sexy drag queens in my time. Back in the wild west, we used to have some pretty wild parties at the saloons and barns and backrooms. And let me tell ya, those drag queens knew how to put on a show. They’d dance and sing and flirt with the cowboys, makin’ ‘em all hot and bothered. And then, when the night was over, they’d sneak off to their rooms with their chosen cowboys, ready for some one-on-one lovin’.
But it wasn’t just the drag queens that turned me on. It was the whole scene. The dim lights, the smoky air, the rough-hewn wood of the bar. It was all so damn sexy. And you could always tell which ones were lookin’ for a good time. They’d wear their tightest corsets and their shortest skirts, showin’ off their legs and their curves. And then, when they’d taken their cowboys upstairs, they’d strip down to nothing but their heels and their stockings, seducing ‘em with their femininity and their sensuality.
And that’s what the Em-purr-ess tarot card is all about, my youngin’s. She’s the embodiment of that seductive femininity, that raw sensuality, that power of the feminine. And she’ll have you turnin’ in circles too, just like that merry-go-round. So next time you see that card, think of her as the ultimate drag queen, ready to take you on a wild ride of desire and pleasure.”
the emperor
“Well howdy there, young cowpokes! Gather ’round the fire and let old Lusty Rusty tell you about the Emperor Tarot card depicted as a hot gold daddy on his throne, king of the mountain.
Now, the Emperor card is all about power, authority, and control. And let me tell you, there ain’t nothin’ hotter than a man who knows how to take charge and make you feel like a dirty little cowboy. That gold daddy on his throne? He’s the king of the mountain, and he knows it. He’s got the whole range under his control, and he’s not afraid to use that power to get what he wants.
And what he wants is you, cowpokes. He wants to take you in his strong, callused hands and make you his. He wants to worship your body and make you his loyal subject. And in return, he’ll give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Now, I know what you cowpokes are thinking. \”But Lusty Rusty, how can a tarot card be erotic?\” Well, let me tell you, if you use your imagination, anything can be erotic. And that gold daddy on his throne? He’s just waiting for you to take him on.
Imagine this: you stumble into a dusty old saloon, the kind of place where the air is thick with smoke and the smell of whiskey. You catch a glimpse of that gold daddy sitting on his throne at the back of the room, and your heart starts racing. You walk up to him, and he looks you up and down with those piercing eyes.
\”Boy, what do you want?\” he growls, his voice deep and commanding. You feel a shiver run down your spine.
\”I-I want to please you, sir,\” you stutter out, not quite sure what you’re getting yourself into.
\”You do, huh?\” he says, a smirk crossing his rugged face. \”Well, let’s see what you’ve got.\”
And with that, he takes you by the hand and leads you to the back room. The temperature rises as you undress each other, your bodies slick with sweat. He’s rough, but he knows exactly how to touch you to make you moan. You feel like a wild stallion, bucking and writhing under his touch.
And when you reach your peak, he holds you tight and whispers in your ear. \”You’re mine now, boy. Don’t you forget it.\”
You feel like you’ve been branded, like you’re his property. And you don’t care. All you want is to please him and prove your loyalty.
That gold daddy on his throne may seem like a distant figure, but with the right mindset, you can make him your own personal king of the mountain. So go ahead, cowpokes, embrace your wild side and let that Emperor card take you to new heights of pleasure.”
the hierophant
“I reckon y’all younguns don’t know nothin’ ’bout the meanin’ o’ the hierophant tarot card, ‘specially not when he’s depicted as a sexy cowboy with a mustache and a lasso. Well, let me tell ya, that card represents authority, tradition, and spirituality, all rolled up into one fine package.
Now, as for that cowboy with the mustache and lasso, well, he’s somethin’ else altogether. I remember back in the day, when I used to ride the range with my buddies, we’d come across fellas like that all the time. Sexy as sin, with their tight jeans and gunslinger stance. You could tell just by lookin’ at ’em that they knew how to handle a rope, if you catch my drift.
And that card tells ya that this cowboy is a man of authority, someone who knows what he wants and ain’t afraid to go get it. He’s got that lasso handy, ready to snatch up anything that catches his eye. And with that mustache, well, let’s just say he knows how to use his lips for more than just whistlin’ Dixie.
But it ain’t just about the physical with this cowboy. No, sir, he’s got a spiritual side too. He knows that there’s more to life than just shootin’ and ridin’ and wranglin’. He’s got a deep respect for tradition, for the ways of the old cowboys who came before him. He knows that it takes more than just muscle to survive out here in the wild west.
And that’s why he’s often depicted as the hierophant tarot card. He’s a symbol of all that’s good and true in this world, someone to look up to and learn from. He’s the kind of man who can teach ya how to be a better person, while still givin’ ya a wild ride in the back of the barn.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ that every cowboy out there is like this fellow on the tarot card. But let me tell ya, I’ve seen my fair share of sexy cowboys with a mustache and a lasso. And they always seem to have a certain somethin’ that sets ’em apart from the rest of the wranglers. Maybe it’s their confidence, or their rugged good looks, or maybe it’s just the way they handle that rope.
But I reckon that cowboy on the hierophant tarot card has got it all. He’s the kind of man who can make ya weak in the knees just by lookin’ at ya. He’s the kind of man who can show ya a thing or two about tradition and spirituality, while still makin’ ya feel like a horny teenager.
So if you ever come across a cowboy like that in your travels, don’t be afraid to tip your hat and say howdy. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn somethin’ about yourself, and about the wild west, that you never knew before. And maybe you’ll get a taste of that cowboy’s big dick too, if you’re lucky enough.
Now, I know I’ve been ramblin’ on here for a while, and I apologize if I’ve offended any of you young cowpokes with my language. But I reckon that’s just a part of who I am. I’m an old, hairy, handsome wild-west cowboy with big dick on my mind and sexy stories from saloons, bars, barns, backrooms, and even the horny patio of the eagle and the lone star saloon. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. So let’s light up that fire and pass around the whiskey, and let me tell you about the time I met a cowboy just like the one on that tarot card…”
the lovers
“Well, howdy there, all you young cowpokes gathered around the campfire tonight. It’s ol’ Lusty Rusty here, ready to spin you a yarn about the lovers tarot card and what it means to this old cowboy.
Now, I’ve seen that card before, and let me tell you, it’s always been a favorite of mine. Two cowboys, embracing in the sun, with nothing but love and desire between them. It’s a powerful image, and it speaks to the heart of what it means to be a cowboy in love.
You see, in my day, being gay wasn’t talked about much. It wasn’t accepted, and folks would look at you funny if you showed any inclination towards same-sex romance. But there were always men like me, men who felt that deep, burning passion for other men, and who weren’t afraid to explore it.
And that’s where the lovers tarot card comes in. When I see those two cowboys, all I can think about is the freedom and joy that comes from giving in to your heart’s desires. These two men, they don’t care what anyone thinks. They’re lost in each other’s arms, soaking up the sunshine and feeling nothing but love.
And that’s what being a cowboy is all about, my young friends. It’s about living free and true to yourself, no matter what anyone else might say. It’s about following your heart, even when it leads you down a path that isn’t well-trodden.
Now, I’ve had my fair share of experiences with other cowboys, young and old alike. I’ve known love and passion, and I’ve lost it too. But when I see that lovers tarot card, it reminds me that no matter what happens, there’s always the possibility of finding that special someone who will love you for who you are.
And oh, the memories that come flooding back when I see that card. I’ve had some wild and steamy times in the backrooms of saloons, the barns of ranches, and even out on the horny patio of the Eagle and the Lone Star Saloon. I’ve met cowboys of all types, from the rough and tumble hombres to the dainty and refined city slickers. But no matter who I’m with, it’s always been about the passion and connection we share.
So, my dear young cowpokes, when you look at that lovers tarot card, think about what it means to you. Think about the freedom and joy that can come from embracing your desires, and don’t be afraid to follow your heart, no matter where it leads.
As for old Lusty Rusty here, well, I’m still searching for that special cowboy who will embrace me in the sun, just like those two on the tarot card. But until then, I’ll keep wandering, exploring, and delving deep into the world of cowboy love and lust.
Now, who wants to hear another story about that time I met a cowboy in the barn and had the most exhilarating night of my life? I promise you won’t be disappointed!”
the chariot
“Well howdy there, young’uns! It’s me, Lusty Rusty, the old cowboy with more tales of lust and adventure than a bronco buster has scars on his backside. And tonight, I want to talk to y’all about the Chariot Tarot card. You see, back in my day, we didn’t have fancy decks of cards with pretty pictures on ’em. But we did have a deck of tarot cards that we used for divining the future and whatnot. And one of the most powerful cards in that deck was the Chariot.
Now, some folks might think that the Chariot is all about war and battles and whatnot. But let me tell ya, there’s more to it than that. See, the Chariot is about power and control. It’s about harnessing your inner strength and using it to achieve your goals. And that’s exactly what those skinny-dipping cowboys riding shoulders in that pool are doing. They’re in perfect harmony, working together to control their movements and their destiny.
But there’s more to it than just that, my young friends. You see, when I look at that card, I can’t help but think about the times I’ve spent with other cowboys in the same situation. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m a man who likes his solitude. But there’s something downright primal about stripping down and diving into a cool body of water with another man. And when you’re on each other’s shoulders, feeling the water rush over you, there’s a sense of trust and intimacy that’s hard to find anywhere else.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me tell you about a time I was in a similar situation. It was back in ’78, I reckon, and I was working on a ranch out near the border. The days were hot and the nights were hotter, and let me tell you, there ain’t no better cure for the heat than a good soak in a swimming hole.
So, me and a few of the other hands stripped down and dove into this deep pool we found. We were horsing around, splashing each other and laughing like a bunch of schoolboys. But then something changed. I don’t know if it was the moon or what, but all of a sudden we were all looking at each other differently. There was a hunger in our eyes, a need that couldn’t be ignored.
And so, before I knew it, I was up on another cowboy’s shoulders, feeling the water rush past me as we moved as one. It was like our bodies were made for each other, fitting together perfectly. We didn’t need words, we just felt each other’s movements and gave ourselves over to the pleasure of it all.
Now, I don’t know if any of you young’uns have ever had an experience like that, but let me tell you, it’s something you’ll never forget. And that’s what the Chariot Tarot card means to me. It’s about finding that perfect harmony with another person and using it to achieve greatness.
So, if any of you are feeling particularly adventurous, I suggest you find yourself a swimming hole and a willing partner. Take off your clothes and dive in. And if you find yourselves on each other’s shoulders, well, who am I to judge? Just remember to keep that sense of trust and intimacy close to your heart, because that’s what the Chariot is all about.
Now, where did I put that flask of whiskey? I think it’s time for some more stories from the saloons, bars, and backrooms of the Old West. Y’all gather round the fire and let me regale you with tales of the time I rode the longhorn, or the time I took on eight cowboys at once…”
strength
“Well howdy partners, my name’s Lusty Rusty and I got quite the story to tell y’all tonight. You see, I been travelin’ these parts for a good while now and I done seen some things that’d make even the toughest cowpoke blush.
But tonight, I wanna talk to y’all about the strength tarot card. Now, I know what y’all might be thinkin’, why in tarnation is Lusty Rusty talkin’ ’bout tarot cards? Well, let me tell ya, pardner, this here tarot card is more than just a pretty picture of a strong woman on a horse.
This card represents power and fortitude, the ability to overcome any obstacle that comes your way. And let me tell ya, back in my day, bein’ gay was one of the biggest obstacles a fella could face.
But I didn’t let that stop me, no sir. I rode into every saloon and bar from here to the Rio Grande, lookin’ for a good time and a good man. And I ain’t ashamed to say it, sometimes I found both.
I recall this one time, I was sittin’ on the horny patio of the Eagle, watchin’ the men strut their stuff when I saw him. He was lean and mean, with a devilish grin that made my heart race.
I sauntered over to him, my boots clickin’ on the pavement, and we started talkin’. Turns out he was a ranch hand, workin’ the fields outside of town. I could tell he was a bit nervous, but I didn’t let that stop me.
I leaned in close, my beard ticklin’ the back of his neck as I whispered in his ear. \”Why don’t we take a walk out to the barn?\” I said, and he nodded his head eagerly.
We snuck out the back door, the moonlight illuminatin’ our path as we made our way to the barn. It was quiet, except for the sound of the horses rustlin’ in their stalls.
But we didn’t care, we just wanted to feel each other’s bodies, to explore every inch of skin and muscle. And let me tell ya, that man was a wild one.
He had me up against the wall, his rough hands grabbin’ at my hips as he pounded into me. And I rode him hard, my own body aching with pleasure as we both moaned and groaned in ecstasy.
That night, we were both strong and powerful, able to overcome any obstacle that stood in our way. And that’s what the strength tarot card is all about, my young cowpokes.
You gotta be able to stand tall and proud, to embrace your desires and not let anyone bring ya down. And if you do that, you’ll be stronger than any bronco or bull, able to ride out into the sunset with your head held high.
So, remember this message, partners, and don’t be afraid to be who you are. ‘Cause true strength comes from within, and there ain’t nothin’ sexier than a man who knows what he wants and goes after it.
Now, who wants another round of whiskey? I’m buyin’.”
the hermit
“Yeehaw! Gather ’round, young fellas, and let Lusty Rusty tell ya a tale ’bout the Hermit tarot card.
Now, y’all may be wonderin’ why this tarot card is so special. Well, let me tell ya, it’s ’cause it represents self-reflection and introspection. Like a lone cowboy on the open range, sometimes we gotta take a step back from the hustle and bustle of life and reflect on our own selves.
But enough of the boring stuff, let’s talk about that smooth bearded cowboy on the card. Mmm, he sure does make my heart race. That beard would feel mighty fine against my skin, if ya catch my drift. And don’t even get me started on that candle he’s holdin’. It’s like he’s beckoning me to come closer and light up the night with some hot, steamy lovin’.
Now, in my day, we cowboys weren’t always free to express our true desires. But in the backrooms of saloons and bars, we found solace in the company of other men who shared our same desires. And let me tell ya, we had some wild times.
One night, I stumbled into the backroom of the Eagle and saw a handsome cowboy, just like the one on that Hermit card. He was sittin’ alone in the corner, his smooth beard catchin’ the dim light of the candles. I couldn’t resist, so I approached him and struck up a conversation.
His name was Billy, and he was a wandering cowboy, just like me. We talked for hours, sharing stories from the trail and our deepest desires. As the night wore on, the other cowboys in the room began to pair off and sneak away to the privacy of a backroom.
I looked over at Billy, and our eyes met in a knowing glance. We followed the others, our hearts pounding with excitement. In that backroom, we were finally free to be ourselves, to explore each other’s bodies and feel the heat of our passion.
From that night on, Billy and I were inseparable. We rode together on the trail, finding solace in each other’s companionship and passion. And when we needed moments of reflection, we would sit by the campfire, just like we’re doin’ right now, and talk about what our future held.
The Hermit tarot card may represent an introspective moment, but for me, it represents the joy of finding someone who understands our true desires and the freedom to explore them. So, young cowpokes, never be afraid to follow the light of your desires and find your own Hermit cowboy. Yeehaw!”
wheel of fortune
“Well howdy there, youngins, it’s Lusty Rusty here, and I’ve got a story to tell ya about the Wheel of Fortune tarot card. Now, before I get into the nitty-gritty details, let me remind you cowpokes that tarot cards ain’t just for the ladies – us men can use ’em too, and trust me, they can be mighty powerful.
Now, picture this – I was struttin’ my stuff down the painted steps of the Eagle, wearing my sexiest cowboy boots and tightest pair of Wranglers, when I saw him. The Wheel of Fortune tarot card, brought to life as a sexy furry cowboy, holding his spur in one hand and tipping his hat to me with the other. My heart started racin’ and my dick started thumpin’ – I knew right then and there that this card was gonna change my life.
I grabbed that card and headed straight to the Lone Star Saloon, the wildest gay bar in town. As I pushed my way through the crowds of sweaty cowboys and leather daddies, I felt a surge of confidence. I knew that card was gonna bring me some good luck, and I was feelin’ frisky as hell.
I strutted up to the bar, ordered myself a stiff drink, and settled in for a night of fun. And boy, did that card deliver! I had cowpokes linin’ up to buy me drinks, rub my chest hair, and even take me out back for a little cowboy action.
But it wasn’t just about the sex, youngins. That Wheel of Fortune tarot card brought me much more than just a few hot nights with some horny cowboys. It brought me a sense of power, the kind of power that comes from knowing that you’re in control of your own destiny. See, the tarot card represents the cyclical nature of life – the ups and downs, the good luck and bad luck. And that card, in the form of a sexy furry cowboy, reminded me that I was the one who could control the wheel.
So I used that power, cowpokes. I used it to build myself up, to make myself stronger, to be the kind of cowboy that other cowpokes looked up to. And before I knew it, I was the one buyin’ the drinks, the one with the biggest dick in the saloon, the one with the most stories to tell around the campfire.
Now, I know what you’re thinkin’, youngins. You’re thinkin’ that this story is just about sex and power. But it’s more than that – it’s about finding your true self, about discovering the kind of man you want to be, about taking control of your own destiny. And that Wheel of Fortune tarot card, portrayed as a sexy furry cowboy, reminded me of all of that and more.
So the next time you’re feelin’ lost or unsure of yourself, just remember that Wheel of Fortune tarot card. Picture that sexy cowboy holdin’ his spur, and remember that you’re the one who can control the wheel. And who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a few hot nights in the back room of the Lone Star Saloon, just like ol’ Lusty Rusty here.”
justice
“Well, howdy there, young cowpokes gatherin’ ’round the fire. Names Lusty Rusty, and I’m here to share with y’all a tale of naughty deeds and wild times, all centered ’round the Justice tarot card. Now, y’all might think Justice is all about law and order, but let me tell ya, this tarot card can be downright dirty when it wants to be.
You see, Justice is often depicted as a woman holding a scale, symbolizing the need for balance and fairness in the world. But in this particular tattoo, we got ourselves a man and woman, both covered in tattoos and lookin’ mighty fine if you ask me. And what’s that they holdin’, you might wonder? Why, that’s a lasso, boys. And let me tell ya, when that lasso comes out, things are about to get steamy.
Now, the thing about Justice is that it’s all about consequences. You do somethin’ good, you get rewarded. You do somethin’ bad, you get punished. And let me tell ya, these tattooed lovers are all about both. They don’t play by nobody’s rules but their own, and they sure do know how to make their own fun.
Take one time, for example, when they hopped up on top of that very wall where they’re sittin’ in the tattoo, and started makin’ out like there was no tomorrow. They didn’t care who was watchin’, or who might get offended. They just wanted to feel each other’s lips on theirs, and that’s exactly what they did.
But then, just as things were gettin’ real heated, they heard a yell from down below. Turns out they were makin’ too much noise for the folks down in the street, and it was time for them to face the consequences. So that’s when they broke out the lasso, and started swingin’ it around like they were in a damn rodeo.
Next thing you know, they had lassoed that fella down below, and they were draggin’ him up that wall, all the way to the top where they were standin’. The fella was scared as all get-out, but that didn’t stop our Justice-lovin’ duo. They took turns givin’ that poor fella a kiss, tauntin’ him with their tattooed bodies, and makin’ him beg for mercy.
Now, I know what y’all might be thinkin’. That don’t sound too fair or balanced, does it? But let me tell ya, that fella was one of the happiest cowboys I ever did see. He might have been scared at first, but once them lovers were done with him, he was grinnin’ like a fool and beggin’ for more.
And that’s the thing about Justice, boys. It ain’t always what you might think it is. Sometimes, it’s about doin’ what feels right in the moment, and damn the consequences. And when that tattooed Justice-lovin’ cowboy and cowgirl get together, you better believe there ain’t nothin’ standin’ in their way.
So there you have it, boys. The tale of the Justice tarot card, as told by old Lusty Rusty. Now go on and get some shut-eye, ’cause tomorrow’s gonna be another wild journey out here in the wild-west.”
the hanged man
“Well now, sit yourselves down ’round this here fire and let Lusty Rusty spin ya a yarn about the Hanged Man tarot card. Now, ya see, the Hanged Man is one of them cards that can get yer mind to wanderin’ in all sorts of directions. But for this ol’ cowboy, it means one thing and one thing only: pure, unadulterated pleasure.
Now, ya might be wonderin’ why I’m talkin’ about the Hanged Man as a handsome fella in a sling, and I’ll tell ya why. See, when I was a young buck, I used to visit them saloons and bars and barns and backrooms all over the Wild West. And let me tell ya, there was no place more full of horny cowboys than the Lone Star Saloon and the Eagle.
One night, I found myself in the corner of the Eagle, mindin’ my own business and sippin’ on a whiskey. And as luck would have it, in walks the most handsome fella I’d ever laid eyes on. He had a big ol’ beard and a jockstrap that left just enough to the imagination. And he sauntered his way over to me and said, \”Have you ever been tied up, cowboy?\”
Now, I ain’t never been one to shy away from a good time. So, I said, \”No, sir. But I’m willin’ to try anything once.\”
And with that, he led me to the backroom of the Eagle, where he pulled out a length of rope and tied me up in a way I’d never been tied before. And as he had his way with me, I found myself suspended in mid-air, just like that Hanged Man card. But let me tell ya, there was nothin’ unpleasant about it. No sir, it was pure ecstasy.
From then on, whenever I saw that Hanged Man card in a tarot reading, I knew it meant that pleasure was on the horizon. And let me tell ya, I had some mighty fine times in them backrooms and on them patios and in them barns, all thanks to that handsome fella in the jockstrap.
So, if ya ever find yourself facin’ the Hanged Man card in a tarot reading, just remember what ol’ Lusty Rusty told ya. It’s a sign of pleasure and ecstasy, and you should be ready to embrace it with open arms (and a wide-open sling, if you’re lucky enough to find yourself in one).”
death
“Well howdy there, youngins. Gather round, let me tell y’all a story. It’s a tale about the Death Tarot Card, but it ain’t your ordinary run-of-the-mill deck of cards, no siree. This one’s got a fierce mariachi man in it, all dressed up in Day of the Dead gear. Now, y’all might be wonderin’, what could that mean? Well, buckle up and I’ll tell you.
You see, this here tarot card is a symbol of change and transition. And ain’t nothin’ embodying change more than a man dressed up for the dead’s party, croonin’ his trumpet on the river Styx. But the death of old things ultimately leads to new beginnings, and that boat can take you to some mighty interesting places.
I remember back in my day, I met a fella just like that mariachi man. He was all decked out in his outfit, playin’ his trumpet in a dark backroom at the Eagle. I was just a young cowboy, barely legal, with a big ol’ dick and a sense of adventure. I remember how that mariachi man’s music made my heart race and my blood boil. It was like he was callin’ me over, beckonin’ me to step into that boat and explore the unknown.
Now, folks might think that a cowboy like me ain’t got no place in no backroom, but let me tell you, I’ve had plenty of adventures in them thar places. And that’s what that Death Tarot Card is all about – steppin’ out of your comfort zone and into the unknown.
But now, let me tell you about that boat. It ain’t your typical rowboat, oh no. It’s a grand vessel, decked out in bright colors and adorned with intricate designs. It’s a feast for the eyes, and just starin’ at it can lift your spirits.
And that mariachi man? He’s no ordinary musician. He’s got a swagger to his step and a glint in his eye. He knows how to put on a show, and he’s not afraid to let loose and have a good time. He’s the life of the party, and he’s got a way of making even the most stoic of cowboys let loose and dance.
I remember one time, I got stuck on that boat with that mariachi man for a whole night. The river was calm, and we sailed leisurely along its length. We talked and laughed and danced our way through the night. And when the sun came up, I felt like a new man. That boat had taken me to new places, and that mariachi man had shown me a side of myself that I never even knew existed.
Now, I know some of y’all might be wonderin’ about the gay erotic part. But let me tell you, when you’re on that boat, anything goes. That mariachi man’s got a way of making even the most straight-laced cowboys let loose and enjoy themselves. And when that boat sails into uncharted territories, well, let’s just say that things can get mighty steamy.
I’ve had some of my wildest, most sensual adventures on that boat. I’ve met all kinds of cowboys and mariachi men, and we’ve explored each other in ways that words can’t describe. There’s something about that boat that just makes you wanna let go of your inhibitions and be your truest, most authentic self.
And at the end of it all, when that boat sails back to shore and that mariachi man fades away into the sunset, you’re left with a fading memory of a night you’ll never forget. That Death Tarot Card might seem scary at first, but once you let go and step into that boat, you’ll realize that it’s a symbol of new beginnings, of exploration, and of adventure.
So there you have it, youngins. That’s the meaning of the Death Tarot Card, as depicted by a mariachi man in a boat in Day of the Dead gear. It’s a symbol of change, of transition, of adventure, and of exploration. And if you ever get the chance to step onto that boat, well, I say go for it. Life’s too short to be stuck in your comfort zone. Sometimes, you just gotta take that leap of faith and see where the river takes you.
Now, who wants another round of whiskey? I’ve got plenty of stories left to tell.”
temperance
“Well howdy there, young cowpokes! Gather round and make yourself comfortable, ’cause it’s story time with ol’ Lusty Rusty!
Now, y’all know I’m no stranger to the wilder side of life, especially when it comes to things that might make some folks blush. But today, I’m hear to spin y’all a tale about something that’s mighty powerful, if you know how to use it right.
I’m talkin’ ’bout the temperance tarot card, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy. See, in this card, there’s a big ol’ daddy-bear-type fella, ridin’ high on a beautiful white horse, all decked out in his finest pink undies. And in his hand, he’s holdin’ a cup- not just any cup, mind you, but a special, magical one that can hold all sorts of different things- water, wine, even some of the more potent liquors we like to indulge in on special occasions.
Now, you might be wonderin’ what any of this has to do with sex, but let me tell you, it’s got everything to do with it. You see, the temperance card is all about findin’ balance- between your desires and your responsibilities, between the pleasures of the flesh and the responsibilities of the heart. And for those of us who like to indulge in a little bit of fun now and then (or more often than that, if you’re anything like ol’ Lusty Rusty), finding that balance can be mighty tricky.
But here’s where the horse and the cup come in. See, that horse represents the part of us that’s wild and free and just wants to run wild and do whatever it is we want, whenever we want. And that cup- that’s our responsibility to ourselves, to others, and to the world around us. We gotta be careful not to overindulge, not to let that horse run too wild and cause damage.
Now, I know what you might be thinkin’. \”Rusty, you ol’ dog, what’s all this talk of responsibility and balance? Where’s the sexy stuff?\” Well, let me tell you, there’s plenty of that to go ’round too.
You see, that daddy-bear-type fella in the card- he’s a symbol of strength and stability and experience. He knows how to use that cup- how to fill it just right, how to savor every drop, and how to share it with those around him in a way that’s both pleasurable and responsible. And those pink undies? Well, let’s just say that’s a whole ‘nother story- but let’s just say that they’re a symbol of the kind of fun that can be had when you’re feeling confident and secure in your own skin.
So what’s the lesson in all this, you might ask? Well, it’s this: sex and pleasure and all the wild, wonderful things we like to do- they’re important. They’re a vital part of who we are, and they can bring us joy and satisfaction and all kinds of good things. But they’re also something we need to approach with care and responsibility. We need to be mindful of our own limits, of the needs and desires of those around us, and of the impact our choices might have on the world around us.
So go ahead, young cowpokes, and enjoy yourselves- have fun, be wild, and indulge in all the pleasures life has to offer. But remember, too, the lesson of the temperance card- find that balance between indulgence and responsibility, and you’ll be all the happier for it. And who knows, you might just end up with a pair of pink undies of your own before too long.”
the devil
“Well howdy there, boys. It’s ol’ Lusty Rusty here, gatherin’ ’round the fire for another night of tall tales and dirty deeds. Now, I don’t reckon y’all know much ’bout tarot cards, do ya? Some folks think they’re just a bunch of mumbo jumbo, but let me tell ya, there’s somethin’ to ’em.
Take the Devil card, for instance. Now, most folks see that card and they think it’s all evil and nasty. But to me, that Devil card represents temptation and desire. Ya see, the Devil himself is a seducer, luring folks into his trap with promises of pleasure and power.
And let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little temptation and desire. In fact, I’d argue that it’s what makes life worth livin’. Now, I ain’t talkin’ ’bout goin’ out and hurtin’ folks or nothin’ like that. But if there’s a sexy furry daddy with a nose ring and a cup, well…let’s just say I wouldn’t be opposed to spendin’ a little time with him, if ya catch my drift.
See, the thing ’bout desire is that it can lead us down all kinds of paths. Sometimes it leads us to pleasure and joy. Other times, it leads us into dark and dangerous places. But either way, it’s a journey worth takin’. And that’s what the Devil card is all about.
Now, some folks might say that I’m just a dirty old man with a one-track mind. And maybe they’re right. But I’ve lived a long and wild life, and I’ve seen things that would make your hair stand on end. I’ve had more adventures than most men could ever dream of, and I’ve enjoyed every damn minute of it.
I’ve been in saloons and bars from coast to coast, drank with the roughest and toughest cowpokes you ever did see. I’ve fucked in barns and backrooms and even on the damn patio of the Eagle and the Lone Star. And I ain’t ashamed of none of it. In fact, I’m damn proud of it.
See, to me, life is all about livin’ it up. We only got so many years on this earth, so we might as well make the most of ’em. And that means indulgin’ in our desires, chasin’ our dreams, and takin’ risks. Sure, sometimes we’re gonna fall flat on our asses. But other times, we’re gonna soar higher than we ever thought possible. And that’s what makes life worth livin’.
So if y’all ever find yourselves starin’ at the Devil card, don’t be afraid of it. Embrace it. Follow your desires, explore your fantasies, and chase that thrill. Life is too damn short to waste on fear and regret.
Now, if y’all don’t mind, I think I’m gonna head off to bed and dream a little dream of that sexy furry daddy with the nose ring and the cup. Lord knows I could use a little temptation tonight.
Sweet dreams, fellas. And don’t forget to chase those desires.”
the tower
“Well howdy there young cowpokes, let me tell y’all about the Tower tarot card and what it means to this old cowboy. Now, first off let me paint a picture for y’all. Picture a man, sweat glistening on his skin, muscles bulging, as he climbs a tall ladder in a vast field. That’s the Tower tarot card right there, and let me tell you, it’s got a whole lot of meaning for us cowboys.
Now, some folks might see that card as a warning of destruction or chaos, with lightning striking the tower and flames bursting forth. But us cowboys, we see things a little differently. We see that man climbing that ladder, persevering through the challenges and obstacles in his way, reaching for that higher ground.
And let me tell you, that’s something we understand out here on the range. It’s all about climbing higher, reaching for the stars, taking risks and pushing ourselves to be better, stronger, and more resilient. And there’s nothing more sexy than a man who knows how to climb, who knows how to take risks and push himself to new heights.
Now, I know what you might be thinking. What does all this tower climbing have to do with being gay, you might ask? Well, let me tell you, partner, it’s got everything to do with it. Because being gay is all about pushing boundaries, breaking down walls, and climbing higher than society wants you to. It’s about being true to yourself, no matter how high you have to climb to get there.
And that’s why us cowboys are so attracted to that Tower tarot card, because it speaks to our own journeys of self-discovery and liberation. We know what it means to face obstacles and overcome them, to climb that ladder of acceptance and equality and never give up, no matter how high or steep it may be.
And let me tell you, there’s nothing sexier than a man who knows how to climb that ladder of love and self-realization. Whether he’s exploring his sexuality in a backroom or a barn, or finding his place in the world on the patio of the Eagle or the Lone Star Saloon, a man who’s willing to take risks and push himself to new heights is a man who gets my engine revving, if you know what I mean.
So next time you see that Tower tarot card, just remember what it means to us cowboys. It’s not about destruction or chaos, it’s about climbing higher, taking risks, and never giving up on ourselves or our desires. And that’s something we can all use a little more of, if you ask me.
Now if y’all excuse me, I think it’s time for me to head off to the backroom for a little climb of my own. But don’t worry, I’ll be back to tell y’all more about the sexy meaning of these tarot cards soon enough. Until then, keep climbing, cowboys. Keep climbing.”
the star
“Ah sittin’ ’round this here fire with y’all youngins brings back memories of my own wild days on the range. Back when I was a young buck like y’all, I was all about ridin’ hard and shootin’ straight. But let me tell ya, I also had an eye for the fellas. And one thing that always got my blood pumpin’ was that Star Tarot card.
Now, I know what y’all are thinkin’. A couple of cowboys on a movie set ain’t exactly the wild west. But let me tell ya, Hollywood ain’t so different from the dusty saloons and cattle drives of my youth. And that Star card, it always spoke to me of passion and adventure.
See, that card usually represents hope and renewal. But for me, it was all about the connection between those two cowboys. They were a little hesitant at first, wary of each other’s rough exterior. But once they started workin’ together, sparks began to fly.
I remember one night, when they were filmin’ a scene out on the plains. It was late and the rest of the crew had packed up and headed back to town. But those two cowboys were still out there, ridin’ side by side. And suddenly they stopped and just looked at each other. I could see the tension in their bodies, the fire in their eyes.
They didn’t say a word, just leaned in and kissed. And let me tell ya, it was a kiss that could set the range ablaze. They were like two halves of a broken arrow, comin’ together to make somethin’ whole.
From that night on, they were like two peas in a pod. They’d ride together, eat together, even bunk together when the weather was bad. And that Star card, it always spoke to me of that connection. The way those two cowboys had found each other out in the middle of nowhere, like they were meant to be together.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ that there weren’t challenges along the way. There were times when they both got ornery and stubborn, would argue about who was the better shot or the more skilled rider. But they always found a way to make up, to get back to that place of trust and intimacy.
And let me tell ya, there were plenty of nights when I’d catch a glimpse of them sneak off into the barn together. The sounds they made weren’t exactly subtle, but I don’t think anyone minded. We all knew what they were up to, and it just made the air all the more charged.
That Star card, it always spoke to me of that kind of passion, the kind that sets your heart racin’ and your blood boilin’. It’s about finding someone who ignites that spark within you, who makes you feel alive in a way you never knew was possible.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ that everyone’s got a cowboy out there waitin’ for them. But I do believe that everyone’s got a chance to find that kind of passion, that kind of connection. It might not be on a movie set or out on the range, but there’s someone out there who can make you feel like a shooting star.
So when you see that Star card, remember that it’s all about hope and renewal. It’s about finding that one person who can light up your life, who can make your heart sing. And when you find ’em, don’t let go. Hold on tight and ride into the sunset, just like those two cowboys did.”
the moon
“Well howdy there, youngins! Gather around the fire and I’ll tell y’all about the meaning of the moon tarot card, represented as a man in chaps in the ocean at high tide. Now, this here card represents the power of intuition and the unconscious mind. And let me tell ya, my intuition always leads me to some hot and steamy moments with men, especially when the moon is high and the tides are strong.
Now, picture this: a handsome cowboy, with a chiseled jaw and a body built for sin, wandering out to the ocean at night. He’s wearing nothing but a pair of tight leather chaps, showing off those muscular legs and his plump ass. As he wades out into the water, the waves crash around him, reminding him of the raw power of lust and passion.
And then, out of the mist appears a man, tall and muscular with a quick smile and a twinkle in his eye. They lock eyes, and without a word, they both know what’s about to go down. The man in chaps pulls the other man to him, their bodies pressed together, feeling the heat and desire rising between them.
As the moon shines down on them, they begin to explore each other’s bodies with wild abandon. Strong hands roam over rippled muscles, while hot lips and tongues explore every inch of skin. They are lost in a world of primal pleasure, consumed by the raw power of their desires.
The ocean churns around them, the waves mirroring the intensity of their passion. They ride the tide of ecstasy, the moon casting a glow on their naked bodies as they writhe together. They are connected on a level that goes beyond words or thought, lost in the primal energy of their lust.
And let me tell ya, fellas, that’s what the moon card is all about. It’s about embracing the power of your desires, and letting your intuition guide you to the most primal, passionate moments of your life. In the wild west, we don’t hold back when it comes to our desires, and that’s what makes us such hot and steamy partners.
So next time you see that moon card in a tarot reading, think of me, Lusty Rusty, and let yourself be consumed by the raw, animalistic passion that lies within. And always remember, it’s okay to be a little wild and uncivilized, especially when it comes to love and pleasure. Yeehaw!”
the sun
“Well now, y’all cowpokes wanna hear a tale ’bout the sun tarot card depicted as a slim, handsome naked man at sunset in his boots? Well, let me tell you boys, that card done got me hot under the collar quicker than a snake in a henhouse.
First off, let me just say that sun card can mean a whole lotta things. It can be a symbol of enlightenment, success, vitality, even the inner child. But when I see that card, all I can think ’bout is how damn fine that fella is, standing there buck naked with his boots on and the sun setting behind him. Makes me wanna saddle up and ride ‘im all the way to the next town over.
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, ‘cuz this ain’t just a card ’bout sex. The sun is a powerful force, boys, and it’s got a whole mess of meanings that can come up when it’s in a reading. It can mean clarity and truth, victory and energy, even new beginnings. But if you ask me, the real power of the sun comes from its ability to bring light to darkness.
And let me tell you, in this here wild-west world of ours, there’s plenty of darkness to go around. It ain’t always easy being a gay cowboy, what with all them narrow-minded fellas who think a man can only love a woman. But the sun card gives me hope, it reminds me that there’s light at the end of the tunnel and that someday soon, the world’ll be a little brighter for all of us.
Now, I know what y’all are thinkin’. How can a naked man at sunset give hope? Well, let me tell you, sometimes it’s the simplest things that make the biggest difference. That naked man represents the vulnerability we all feel when we put ourselves out there, be it in love, in work, or in life. He’s proud of who he is, of the body and the soul he’s been given, and that pride shines out like the beams of the sun itself.
And you know what? That kind of pride is contagious. When I see that card, I know that it’s time to let my own light shine, to stand up for who I am and what I believe in. Sure, there’ll be naysayers and doubters, but that don’t matter none. I got my own light to let shine, and nobody can take that away from me.
So let’s raise a glass, boys, to the sun tarot card. May it remind us all of the power of our own light, and may it guide us safely through the darkest of days. And may that naked man at sunset keep gracing our readings, reminding us to stand tall, be proud, and let our light shine out for all to see.”
judgement
“Now hold on there, young buckaroo! You want ol’ Lusty Rusty to spin a yarn about the Judgement tarot card and the beautiful twins in it? Well, let me tell ya, son, that card sure does hold some powerful meaning.
See, in this card, there’s two gorgeous twins, one light and one dark, and they’re standing there butt-naked in front of a giant mirror. It’s like they’re looking at themselves, but also each other, at the same time. And in the background, there’s all these people rising up out of the ground, like they’re being reborn or something.
Now, that might sound like a weird card to some folks, but let me tell ya, it fits right in with some of the stories I’ve heard around these here parts. See, back in the day, before the world got all civilized and stuff, there were plenty of cowboys and ranch-hands who didn’t much care if their bed-mates were male or female. And sometimes, they even had themselves a little group action, just like them twins in the card.
There were some fellas who were real particular about their partners – they wanted them to be just like them, like two peas in a pod. And that’s where the twins come in. They might look identical, but sometimes one of ’em was darker, more mysterious, while the other was bright and sunny. And both of ’em were just as willing to get down and dirty as any cowpoke you ever saw.
Now, the mirror in the card? That’s all about reflection, of course. You look at yourself and see yourself, but you also see all the other folks around you, in your life. And when you’re making love with someone, it’s like you’re seeing yourself in them, and vice versa. It’s like you’re becoming one, just like them twins in the card.
And as for all them folks rising up out of the ground? Well, that’s all about rebirth, about starting fresh and new. When you have a real good fuck with someone, it’s like you’re shedding your old skin and becoming someone new. And that’s a powerful thing, let me tell ya.
So, now you know all about the Judgement tarot card, and how it relates to all them sexy times that cowboys used to have with each other. And if you’re ever in one of them saloons or barns or backrooms, just remember ol’ Lusty Rusty’s words, and you’ll be sure to have yourself a real good time. Now, who’s up for another round of campfire story-telling?”
the world
“Well howdy there, boys! Name’s Lusty Rusty and I reckon y’all are lookin’ for a little tale to warm ya up on this here chilly night. Now, I ain’t no card reader nor no tarot master, but I do know a thing or two about the power of two men comin’ together in a fiery embrace. And that’s exactly what that there Tarot card embodies, my young buckaroos.
Ya see, in the gay world, us menfolk have always known that two men holdin’ hands can be just as powerful as any crystal ball. It’s a connection that goes beyond mere physical pleasure, although that ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at neither. It’s a bond that reaches deep into the soul, makin’ a feller feel whole in a way nothin’ else can.
Now, imagine them two men standin’ there, holdin’ that crystal ball in their hands. Maybe they’re lookin’ into it, tryin’ to divine their future together. Maybe they’re just enjoyin’ the way the light sparkles off it, revelin’ in the beauty of life itself. Either way, them men know that the secret to their success, to their happiness, is right there in each other’s arms.
Maybe they met in a saloon, like the Eagle or the Lone Star. Maybe they shared a drink and a laugh, and one thing led to another. Or maybe they met out on the range, while herdin’ cattle or mendin’ fences. Maybe they were just two rough and tumble cowpokes who found solace in each other’s company when the day was done.
The beauty of it all is that it don’t matter where or how they met. What matters is that they found each other, and that they’re holdin’ on tight. They’re both strong, capable men, but together they’re even stronger. They’re both wise, but together they’re even wiser. And they both know that the only way they can navigate this crazy, unpredictable world is by holdin’ on to each other, by trustin’ in each other.
But don’t you go thinkin’ that them men ain’t got no steamy, raunchy side to ’em neither! Oh no, boys, let me tell ya, when them two get naked together it’s a sight to behold. They ain’t afraid to explore each other’s bodies, to try new things, to push each other to new heights of ecstasy. They know that the physical side of things is just as important as the emotional, and they revel in the way their bodies fit together like puzzle pieces.
So, my young cowpokes, when ya see them two men holdin’ that crystal ball in their hands, don’t think of it as some mystical, otherworldly thing. Think of it as a symbol of everything two men can be together. Strong, wise, passionate, and yes, even a little raunchy. It’s a symbol of the bond that can exist between two men, a bond that’s just as powerful as any crystal ball or divination tool.
Now, I ain’t gonna sit here and tell ya that every gay cowboy finds his own crystal ball holdin’ partner out on the prairie. Life ain’t always that easy or that kind. But I will tell ya this much, boys: keep your eyes and your heart open, and you just might find that special someone who completes ya in ways you ain’t even imagined yet. And when you do, hold on tight, because it’s gonna be one helluva ride.
Now, who’s ready for another round of whiskey and some more of my wild west tales? I can tell ya about the time I met a fella in a barn who turned out to be a wanted outlaw, or the time I got it on with the sheriff’s son back behind the General Store. Or maybe ya wanna hear about the time I showed those stuffy city slickers the true meaning of a country hoedown? Just say the word, boys, and I’ll spin ya a tale that’ll have ya wriggling in your britches all night long.”
Suit of Wands
Now, these here wands represent passion and inspiration, and let me tell ya, I've had plenty of both in my day. I reckon some of y'all might be curious 'bout what I'm talkin' 'bout, so let me paint ya a picture.
Back in my youth, I used to frequent a lot of them saloons and back-rooms, and let me tell ya, I saw some things that would make your head spin. I remember this one time in Dodge City, I was in this saloon and I saw two fellas goin' at it like rabbits in the back room. One of 'em was riding the other like a bronco, and the sounds they was makin'… well, let's just say I had to take a cold shower after watchin' that.
But back to them wands. They represent creativity and energy, and I've had plenty of both on the prairies. I've had some wild times with some cowpokes out on the range, if ya catch my drift. I remember this one young fella, he couldn't have been more than 18, but he had a body like a Greek god. We spent a whole night under the stars, and let's just say he left me breathless.
And let's not forget about them bars and flophouses. I've seen some pretty wild things in my time, and some of 'em involved wands, if ya know what I mean. I remember this one time in Cheyenne, I was in this flophouse and I overheard two fellas goin' at it in the next room. The sounds they was makin'… well, let's just say I had to take a whiskey shot after listenin' to that.
So there ya have it, young'uns. The suit of wands in the Wild West tarot deck represents passion, energy, creativity, and let's just say… some pretty hot and steamy nights. Now, who's up for some s'mores?
Suit of Cups
I've got a tale now to tell ya 'bout them there Cups in the Wild West Tarot Deck.
Now, the Cups represent the suit of emotions and relationships, and I gotta say, they're just as complex and unpredictable as the human heart itself. Take this one time I was ridin' through the prairie, and I met this fella named Jack. He was smooth talkin' and had a body that could make any cowboy's heart race faster than a stallion. We hit it off right away, and before I knew it, we were sittin' by the campfire, sippin' whiskey and talkin' 'bout our deepest hopes and fears.
That's the thing 'bout Cups, ya see. They're all 'bout intimacy and connection. Sometimes they lead ya to the sweetest moments of your life, like when I found myself in a bar in Dodge City and met a fella named Caleb. He was a tender-hearted soul who knew just how to touch me in all the right ways. It was like he could see straight into my soul, and I knew right then and there that I'd never forget him.
Other times, Cups can lead ya right into trouble. Like when I was in El Paso and crossed paths with a fella named Fernando. His eyes were the color of the desert sand, and his touch was like fire on my skin. But he had a temper on him like a rattlesnake, and before I knew it, we was in a brawl that left us both battered and bloody.
But that's the thing 'bout the Cups, y'all. They're all 'bout takin' risks and feelin' your way through the world. They might lead ya to fortune or they might lead ya to ruin, but either way, they'll always lead ya to a place where ya can open up your heart and let yourself be vulnerable.
So the next time you're dealin' with the Cups, just remember this old cowboy's words: hold on tight and enjoy the ride, 'cause it's gonna be one hell of a wild one.
Suit of Swords
Now, these swords ain't just any ordinary swords, no sirree. They're sharp as a knife and deadly as a rattlesnake. But enough about that, let me tell ya 'bout the real juicy stuff.
The sword suit represents the mental and intellectual aspects of our lives. It's all about using your brainpower to overcome adversity in the Wild West. And let me tell ya, I've seen them cowboys out on the prairies usin' their swords to cut through all kinds of challenges. It takes more than brawn to survive out here, you gotta have brains too.
Now, let's talk about the cards themselves. Each one has its own unique story to tell. There's the Ten of Swords, which shows a cowboy layin' on the ground with ten swords in his back. It may seem gruesome, but it's a reminder that sometimes we gotta take a hard hit for the greater good.
Then there's the Page of Swords. She's a spunky little filly, always wanting to learn and explore. She may not have the experience of the older cowpokes, but she's got a sharp mind and a quick wit.
And don't even get me started on the Queen of Swords. She's a fierce woman, with a sword in one hand and a gun in the other. She don't take no crap from nobody, and she ain't afraid to speak her mind. She's the kind of woman that'll have ya beggin' for mercy in the bedroom.
But enough of my ramblin', you boys get to bed now. Just remember, swords may be sharp, but they ain't got nothin' on a cowboy's wit and charm.
Suit of Pentacles
Y'all ready to hear about the suit of Pentacles in the Wild West Tarot deck? Now, this here suit represents wealth, prosperity, and material things. And let me tell ya, I've seen some wealthy cowpokes in my day. winks
Now, when I see the pentacles suit in the cards, I think about all the fancy clothes, jewelry, and gold nuggets that some of them city folk carry around. They think they're so high and mighty with their big ol' mansions and silver coins. But let me tell ya, money can't buy ya everything.
In the saloons and back-rooms of the Wild West, I've seen some cowpokes flauntin' their wealth, buying drinks for everyone and struttin' around like they own the place. But what really gets me going is when they start to show off their fancy clothes. I've seen some fellas wearin' silk vests and shiny top hats that look like they ain't never seen a day's work in their life. But then there's the other side of the pentacles suit.
Sometimes, cowpokes come into town with nothing but the clothes on their back and a rusty old revolver. And let me tell ya, there's something mighty sexy about a man who can survive on the prairie with nothin' but grit and determination. When you see a fella wearin' dusty old boots and patched-up chaps, you know he's a real cowboy.
So, whether you're a wealthy city slicker or a rough and tumble cowboy, the pentacles suit has something for everyone. And who knows, maybe you'll find a special someone who can appreciate both sides of the suit. Ain't nothin' hotter than a fella who can look good in fancy clothes and still know how to ride a horse. grins